Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks?
Answer: 4 ducks, because they are in a row.
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. "Hmph!" snorted the other. "You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chickens foot.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.
Q: What is gray?
A: A melted penguin.
Q: What does a 1,000 lb. canary say?
A: Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't! You get down off a duck.
A duck walks into a drug store and buys a chapstick. The clerk says, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck says, "Just put it on my bill!"